ABOUT Keep a Lid on it!
💀✨ KEEP A LID ON IT – The Dark Femme Fatale Classroom
Welcome to the school they tried to burn.
This isn’t therapy — this is remembering.
What the grandmothers knew.
What the Church banned.
What they tore from sacred books and buried under ash.
We dug it back up — and we’re teaching it with candles lit.
🌙 BY NIGHT: The Womb Room
The old rites return under soft light and hard truths.
🪓 Ancestral Cord Severing – Because your bloodline deserves better than inherited shame.
🕯️ Body Mapping & Spellcraft – Stretch. Mark. Move. Cast. Call it back.
🩸 Father Wound Rituals – Ancient shadow work for modern women with broken compasses.
🔥 Sister Circles – Not sweet. Not safe. Real.
This isn’t about crystals and compliments.
This is about becoming the woman they feared.
🌞 BY DAY: One-on-One with the Tribe's Wildest Healers
🧬 Kinesiology + Hypnosis — For pulling the poison from your patterns.
🌼 Live Flower Readings — The old Nordic way to hear what your heart won’t say.
🌀 Access Bars. Tapping. Old Ways Medicine — What your therapist won’t do, we do with fire in our bellies.
💘 THE LOVE LAB
Where we burn the “good girl” love script
and write something bloodier, better, and wildly more you.
🧿 This is ancestral therapy with dirt under its nails.
It’s body-led. Bone-deep. Banned centuries ago…
but baby, we’re back.
🎟️ Book at: whoopwhoopwalkabout.com
🔐 Secret location. Private sessions. No walk-ins.
🩵 Keep a lid on it — or don’t.
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MEET your Therapist
Transformational Therapist.
Avalon isn’t your typical relationship coach.
She’s a truth-speaker, pattern-breaker, and BS-slasher who helps women ditch the drama, stop chasing crumbs, and build the kind of love life that actually feels good in their body.
With roots in ancient wisdom and a no-nonsense approach, Avalon guides women through the messy, magical terrain of relationships — from ghosting and gaslighting to soul-deep connection.
She doesn’t hand you rules. She hands you power.
Decades of success in help women UNLEASH WHAT THEY WHERE TRAINED TO HOLD IN.
Avalon doesn’t just help women heal — she helps them remember who they were before the world told them to shrink.
With decades of experience in trauma recovery and relationship reclamation, she guides women through the hard stuff — grief, betrayal, generational wounds — and back into their power.
Her work isn’t about fixing you. It’s about waking you up to the truth you buried to survive.
No hand-holding. Just deep healing, real tools, and the fierce kind of love that says: you’ve got this.
You were never too much.
You were just more than they could handle.
Heal, rise, and let your power make the room adjust to you.
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“I didn’t need another love coach. I needed a spiritual exorcism.
At Keep A Lid On It, I cut the ancestral cords, spat out the shame, and called my power back from every man who ever made me forget who I was.
Now? I don’t chase love. I summon it — rooted, sacred, and on my terms.”
— A woman who came back to herself
Testimonial by Sarah